"Bob-ombs Away: The Explosive Flop That Was Super Mario Bros: The Movie"
Once upon a time in 1993, Hollywood decided to take a leap of faith into the pixelated world of video games. What followed was an explosion of disappointment, frustration, and more than a few facepalms. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the cinematic masterpiece (or should I say, master disaster) that is "Super Mario Bros: The Movie." The movie kicked off with the casting choices that left fans scratching their heads faster than Mario chasing a runaway mushroom. Bob Hoskins, a talented actor, was a peculiar choice to play the iconic plumber. The only plumbing Hoskins seemed familiar with was fixing leaks on the set, as the film itself had more plot holes than a cheesy romantic comedy. But wait, there's more! John Leguizamo was cast as Luigi, and the chemistry between the two was about as nonexistent as Yoshi's ability to fly. You could almost hear the collective sigh of the audience as they watched these two try to jump through the hoops of a screenplay that see