Coconutdaddy Productions

Welcome, brave souls of bad cinema! This Friday night, cancel your plans, silence your taste , and tune in to Coconutdaddy’s Friday Night Movie Madness featuring the cult catastrophe EEGAH —yes, the movie where a 7-foot caveman named Eegah (played by the towering Richard Kiel) somehow survives into the modern era… and falls in love. Because of course he does. 💘😵   So What the Heck Is EEGAH ? Let’s break this cinematic trainwreck down: 🦍 Caveman survives extinction because science? 💄 Teen girl crashes her car into him and doesn’t immediately flee screaming. Instead? She brings him soup. Classic. 🎸 Her lounge-singer boyfriend spends more time combing his hair than fighting off a prehistoric rival. 📻 And the soundtrack? Think "twangy rock 'n roll meets bongos from hell." Also, there’s a dinner scene with Eegah that involves groaning, meat-holding, and beard stroking —all of which are somehow creepier than they sound . And did we mention Richard Kiel...

Choo choo, suckers! If you're the kind of person who thinks Murder on the Orient Express needed more ghosts and less Poirot , then Thursday Night's movie pick is your final stop —because we're showing The Phantom Express (1932), the public domain thriller that combines murder, mystery, and steam-powered paranoia. 🚄💨 What’s The Phantom Express About? Well, imagine you’re on a train. Now imagine the train is haunted. Now imagine everyone around you is acting shady, like they all got something to hide. And you’re not sure whether you’re losing your mind or just in a poorly lit 1930s B-movie. Yep. That’s the vibe. 🕵️‍♂️ We’ve got: 🚦 Railroad conspiracies (eat your heart out, Big Train) 👔 Sketchy businessmen looking like they walked out of a Monopoly game 💥 Sabotage! Because what's a ghost train without explosions? 😬 Acting so stiff you’d swear the cast was embalmed 👀 “Special effects” that are more like “special oops” – but that’s half t...

If your week already feels like a psychological thriller, then boy, do we have the perfect Wednesday night flick to match your emotional exhaustion! 🍷 Let’s talk about Trauma (1962) — the public domain gem you didn’t ask for but desperately need. Imagine this: A woman witnesses her aunt being murdered, then suffers amnesia, and suddenly nothing makes sense anymore. Is she insane? Is she haunted? Or is it just Wednesday? Answer: Yes. All of it. 😵‍💫 Why You Should Absolutely Watch Trauma : 🧠 Amnesia? Oh, she’s got it. And not the convenient movie kind. The “I woke up and forgot everything except my ability to scream” kind. 🕰️ Flashbacks? Check. But are they real… or just trauma-induced dream salad? 🖼️ Creepy mansion? It’s 1962, baby. Of course there’s a creepy mansion. 🫣 Shifty men in suits? You bet! They’re shady, emotionally repressed, and 100% suspicious. 👀 A plot twist you might guess—but only after the third cup of coffee. This is the kind of mo...

Are you ready for Monday night magic that doesn’t involve dragons, elves, or grown men playing cards in a basement? Then buckle in, buttercup, because we're firing up the atomic-powered nostalgia cannon and aiming it straight at your face with The Amazing Transparent Man (1960)—aka the film that asked, “What if you could turn invisible... and still be bad at crime?” 👻✨ Yes, folks, we’re diving into a nuclear-era fever dream where science goes unchecked (again), ethics are optional (again), and some guy gets turned invisible to steal uranium because the Cold War needed jazz hands . And don’t worry—it’s only 58 minutes long , so you can still catch the second half of whatever sportsball game you’re pretending to care about. Why Watch? ☢️ Mad scientist? Check. 🥷 Invisibility powers? Check. 🔫 A criminal with zero impulse control? Oh, honey, check . 💣 Atomic explosions and betrayal? You know it. 🧼 The budget of a high school play but the drama of a telenovela? ...

Let’s face it— guys need comedies like we need a fridge full of cold ones and at least one pair of socks that don’t have holes in them. But not just any comedies. Guy comedies. You know—the ones that take the whole Hero’s Journey thing, dunk it in nacho cheese, and throw it at a dartboard in a bar with neon signs and questionable decisions. These aren't just funny movies. These are the battle hymns of couch warriors, midnight snack philosophers, and grown men who still quote "Airplane!" like it’s gospel. So grab your remote, toss your responsibilities aside, and dive into Coconutdaddy’s Top 10 Guy Comedies : 🍺 10. Major League (1989) A ragtag bunch of losers, a voodoo-loving power hitter, Charlie Sheen with a haircut that screams "community service," and Bob Uecker drunkenly narrating the American Dream. It's like Rocky … if Rocky smoked Marlboros and played baseball in Cleveland. “Just a bit outside…” – every guy’s favorite sports quote since forever....