**People Magazine Names John Krasinski 2024’s Sexiest Man Alive, and Coconutdaddy is Coming for His Crown!**
So, People magazine has officially deemed John Krasinski the "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2024. You know, Jim from *The Office*, Mr. Quiet Place, the man who got jacked to play CIA agent Jack Ryan. That John Krasinski. The reveal was made on *The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,* where Colbert naturally did what any self-respecting talk show host would do—throw an on-air fit over not being chosen. And honestly, he has a point. Why not give Colbert his own little slice of the sexy pie? 🍰😆 Krasinski handled it in peak Krasinski style, sliding into frame to pat Colbert on the back with all the sympathy of a guy who knows he’s got this in the bag. “It’s ok, you’re not the Sexiest Man Alive, but who cares?” he assured Colbert with a look that probably had half the country swooning and saying, “John, please *do* care!” 😍 ### Coconutdaddy Throws His Hat in the Ring 🎩🔥 Meanwhile, over in Coconutdaddy-land, a certain someone is a little shocked to have missed the sexy memo entirely. Wo...