Coconutdaddy Productions

  Ah yes, Thursday night. That magical time of the week where you’ve completely given up on being productive but still need something to distract you until Friday. 🍕📺 Lucky for you, we’re serving up a heaping dose of public domain pulp with Ed Wood’s masterpiece of misguided melodrama — Jail Bait . Yep. That’s really the title. No, it’s not that kind of movie (get your mind out of the gutter). 🙄 This cinematic fever dream tries so hard to be a hard-boiled crime thriller, but somehow ends up being a crime against thrillers. It’s the tale of a plastic surgeon’s son who gets mixed up with the wrong crowd (spoiler alert: there’s a lot of wrong in this movie), and suddenly there’s guns, identity swaps, and a moral lesson so clunky it might as well wear clown shoes. 🤡🔫 Oh, and did we mention this is from Ed Wood , the same guy who gave us Plan 9 from Outer Space ? So you already know the acting is wooden, the editing is drunk, and the script was probably written on a cocktail na...