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In the red corner, we have the Trump campaign offering not just one, not two, but *three debates*! 🍿🎤 That's right, folks. It’s like the campaign is setting up a trilogy that would make *The Godfather* jealous. According to *Fox News* contributor Katie Pavlich, the offer of three debates is “out of respect for the American people and the voters.” Gotta love the old “we’re doing this for *you*” approach, am I right? 🧐🤷‍♀️ #ForThePeople #DebateNightThriller #ElectionSaga Now, we've seen this movie before. You know the deal—*three* debates. One's the classic format we're getting on Tuesday, another's a town hall (*cue awkward audience questions* 😬), and the last one is the “foreign policy smackdown,” where both sides get to flex their knowledge on things most of us still Google after hearing them. 🌍💼 #ForeignPolicyFisticuffs #TownHallTerrors #DebateClassic #PassThePopcorn **The Plot Twist? Harris Says “Nah” to Fox News Debate 🚫🦊** Enter Joe Concha, *Fox News* ...