Coconutdaddy Productions

Well, Coconutdaddy has done it again. Just when you thought his comedy rock couldn’t get any more outrageous, he drops My Pet Dragon Ate the Neighbors Again —a song so ridiculous, so hilarious, and so oddly relatable (if you’ve ever owned a dragon, that is) that you’ll have it stuck in your head all day. 🎸🔥 This banger tells the tale of a guy, his mischievous dragon, and the, uh, digestive mishaps that come with owning a fire-breathing pet. Spoiler alert: The homeowners association is not happy. #DragonProblems, #CoconutdaddyAnthem, #ComedyRockGold The Plot: It’s a Hot Mess (Literally) The song kicks off with Coconutdaddy’s dragon casually snacking on the Johnsons’ prize-winning rose garden before moving on to—you guessed it—the Johnsons themselves. But don’t worry, this isn’t some dark horror track. It’s a comedy goldmine packed with witty lyrics like, “I told you not to eat the mailman; now I’m banned from Amazon Prime.” This is pure Coconutdaddy: over-the-top, wildly imag...

Horror fans, camp lovers, and those who just appreciate Bela Lugosi giving his all for the paycheck—mark your calendars. On January 4, 2025, Starlight Monster Movie Madness returns with a double feature guaranteed to thrill, chill, and (let’s be honest) make you laugh at its glorious absurdity. Prepare yourself for The Corpse Vanishes (1942) and One Body Too Many (1944), two classics that prove Lugosi was the MVP of spooky cinema long before vampires sparkled. First Up: The Corpse Vanishes This gem features Bela Lugosi as a deranged scientist who kidnaps brides on their wedding day to keep his wife eternally young. Because obviously, when you need eternal youth, kidnapping brides is the logical solution. Expect foggy graveyards, ridiculous plot twists, and enough overacting to fuel your next Halloween party. 🌫️💍 #BrideBeware, #EternalYouthOrBust, #BelaKnowsBest Second Serving: One Body Too Many Here we have Lugosi playing a shady butler in a murder mystery with a mansion, hi...

Leave it to Coconutdaddy to take something as innocent as babysitting and turn it into a comedy rock anthem with just enough chaos to keep you laughing—and maybe side-eyeing a little. I Tied My Babysitter and She Liked It tells the absurdly comical story of a guy who hires a babysitter, plays an innocent game of cops and robbers, and somehow ends up sparking a romance. Spoiler alert: It leads to marriage and a lifetime of playful shenanigans. 🎸💍 Cops and Robbers Meets Rom-Com Energy The premise alone deserves a standing ovation. Picture this: A casual babysitting gig turns into a dramatic game of cops and robbers, complete with plastic handcuffs, over-the-top accusations, and just the right amount of flirty banter. Somewhere in between pretending to be a criminal mastermind and tying up the babysitter (consensually, calm down), sparks fly. And before you know it, romance is born. 😂❤️ #BabysitterAnthem, #CopsAndRobbersRomance, #ComedyRockGold Lyrics That Will Have You Crying (Wi...

Coconutdaddy is here to rescue us from the soul-crushing abyss of bad customer service with his latest comedy rock masterpiece, Retail Rage . This song is for every single one of us who’s ever asked to “speak to the manager,” been told “that’s not our policy,” or silently fumed as the person behind the counter clearly couldn’t care less. It’s therapy with a guitar riff. 🎸🔥 When Hold Music Becomes a Battle Cry Let’s set the scene: You’re on the phone, trying to get a refund for something that broke within five minutes of use. The hold music is a repetitive nightmare, and the service rep sounds like they’re reading a script from a broken teleprompter. Enter Retail Rage , Coconutdaddy’s hilarious ode to the frustration we’ve all felt. This isn’t just a song—it’s a rallying cry for every customer who’s been wronged. 💡😡 #RetailNightmares, #HoldMusicHell, #CanISpeakToTheManager Lyrics That Cut Deep (Like a Broken Receipt Printer) The lyrics are sharp, witty, and painfully relatable....

Coconutdaddy is back, and this time he’s plugged in and cranked up to 11 with his comedy rock anthem Daddy Can Still Rock B Roll . This isn’t just a song; it’s a hilarious tribute to every middle-aged guy who refuses to let go of his glory days—because let’s face it, rocking out in your 40s and 50s is practically a full-time job. 🎸🔥 Rockin’ the Night (and Day, with Nap Breaks) This masterpiece is an ode to the dads who still think they can out-party the youngins while secretly Googling “how to recover from a hangover in less than 24 hours.” Coconutdaddy perfectly captures the absurdity of a middle-aged man who’s still convinced he could headline Woodstock—if only his back didn’t hurt so much after mowing the lawn. 🌙🤘 #MiddleAgedRockstar, #StillGotIt, #DadAnthem Comedy Rock at Its Finest With tongue planted firmly in cheek, Daddy Can Still Rock B Roll combines killer guitar riffs with lyrics that are equal parts hilarious and too real. Whether he’s singing about shredding his air...