Coconutdaddy Productions

Horror fans, buckle up—if you haven’t experienced the bizarre fever dream that is Night Train to Terror (1985), you’re in for a ride. This adult-oriented horror anthology isn’t just strange; it’s beyond strange. It’s a patchwork of madness, poorly edited chaos, and enough offbeat charm to have you scratching your head and hitting replay. Let’s dive into why this film is a cult classic of the “so bad it’s good” variety. The Setup: God, Satan, and... a Rock Band? 🎸🔥 The movie starts with God and Satan having a casual argument (as one does) aboard a suspiciously low-budget train. Imagine blacked-out curtains, fake windows, and a setting so cheap it makes your local haunted house look like a Hollywood production. While they debate the fate of various souls, a completely unrelated rock band performs in the background, playing the same song over and over. Yes, this is the level of weird we’re dealing with here. And it’s only the beginning. The Stories: Horror’s Incomplete Puzzle...