Coconutdaddy Productions

Alright courtroom junkies and melodrama maniacs, it’s Thursday Night Movie Time , and we’ve got a public domain gem that practically screams, “I object... to sanity!” 🧠💥 Welcome to the legal hot mess that is Please Murder Me! (yes, that’s the actual title, not your latest text to your ex). 😬💔 Starring Raymond Burr before he became your favorite courtroom daddy Perry Mason , this noir fever dream combines courtroom drama, murder, betrayal, and the kind of plot twists that would make a daytime soap opera blush. 🧑‍⚖️🔫 So here’s the setup: Our poor sad sack of a lawyer defends his BFF’s wife in a murder trial. Sweet, right? Wait for it… he’s also in love with her . 🚩 And spoiler: she’s not exactly the baking-cookies kind of woman. More like, marry you, murder you, cry pretty in court kinda gal. 🍷💋 Honestly, this is less about justice and more about men making the worst decisions ever. Which is why it’s PERFECT for Thursday night , when your week is falling apart and you just wa...