Coconutdaddy Productions

Choo choo, suckers! If you're the kind of person who thinks Murder on the Orient Express needed more ghosts and less Poirot , then Thursday Night's movie pick is your final stop —because we're showing The Phantom Express (1932), the public domain thriller that combines murder, mystery, and steam-powered paranoia. 🚄💨 What’s The Phantom Express About? Well, imagine you’re on a train. Now imagine the train is haunted. Now imagine everyone around you is acting shady, like they all got something to hide. And you’re not sure whether you’re losing your mind or just in a poorly lit 1930s B-movie. Yep. That’s the vibe. 🕵️‍♂️ We’ve got: 🚦 Railroad conspiracies (eat your heart out, Big Train) 👔 Sketchy businessmen looking like they walked out of a Monopoly game 💥 Sabotage! Because what's a ghost train without explosions? 😬 Acting so stiff you’d swear the cast was embalmed 👀 “Special effects” that are more like “special oops” – but that’s half t...