The Bots I Do Not Friend on Social Media 🚫🤖
Ah, social media—the land of endless friend requests from people (and bots) you definitely don’t want to engage with. While I love a good meme and a spicy debate, there are certain profiles that make me hit the “ignore” button faster than a toddler running from bedtime. Here’s my Top 5 List of Bots (and People) I Refuse to Friend: 1. The "My Pet is My Entire Personality" People 🐶🐱🐠 Look, I get it. Your dog is cute. Your cat is so quirky. Your goldfish? Well… it exists. But when your entire feed is just you and your beloved fur (or fin) baby, I start to wonder if you’ve ever had a conversation with a human. Like, is your dog filing your taxes too? Because at this point, it seems like they’re running your whole life. 2. The “Boobs Bigger Than My Future” Profiles 🍈🍈 We all know that profile—the one where the profile picture is just pure cleavage . Like, is there even a head attached to this person? Or do they just exist as a sentient pair of chest pillows? I don’t need t...
