If Trump Wants to Ditch Income Tax, Let’s Do This Thing. Flat Tax for the Win. 🤑💸
Alright, let’s talk taxes—everyone’s favorite topic, right? If Trump is actually serious about abolishing income tax, I say we lean all the way in and go back to a flat tax system. Why? Because the current setup is a headache-inducing, paperwork-filled nightmare that makes us testify against ourselves every single year. Here’s Why the Flat Tax is the Move Think about it: local taxes don’t make you file a novel every April. They just quietly take what they need, and life moves on. So why does the federal government need me to whip out spreadsheets, receipts, and my will to live just to figure out how much I owe? And don’t even start with “but people don’t pay their fair share!” Guess what? Filing every year is the reason some people get away with loopholes, deductions, and general nonsense. And let’s not forget the constitutional argument here. Filing taxes? Oh, honey, that’s basically you testifying against yourself. Wave goodbye to the Fourth and Fifth Amendments while Uncle Sam’s ...
