💃📣Big Hair, Big Smiles, and Finally… Big Paychecks: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Get That Raise 💰🎉
Well, well, well — look who finally got a financial glow-up. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, America’s Sweethearts™ (patriotic sparkle and hair spray sold separately), just got a 400% pay raise , and honestly? It's about time these women stopped making less per game than the guy who sells nachos in Section 112. 🧀🏈 According to Netflix's second season of “America’s Sweethearts” (basically Hard Knocks with glitter), longtime cheerleader Megan McElaney dropped the mic with this bombshell: 400%. Increase. In. Pay. Yes, FOUR. HUNDRED. PERCENT. This isn’t just a raise — it’s the kind of raise that makes your parents stop asking when you're getting a “real job.” 🙃 Let’s put this in perspective: back in the dark days of 2019, these women were getting paid $200 per game . You know, roughly what Jerry Jones tips the valet. Then it doubled to $400. Now? We’re talking $1,600 per game. And that still doesn’t factor in rehearsals, appearances, or being the literal face of the m...
