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In today’s edition of "Things That Definitely Shouldn't Happen Before a Big Game," Miami Dolphins star Tyreek Hill had quite the adventure—**getting detained by the police** just *hours* before taking the field for the season opener. Because apparently, the pregame warm-up routine now includes running routes, stretching, and... getting cuffed? 🤷‍♂️ But don’t worry, folks! This wasn’t some high-speed chase action straight out of *Fast & Furious*. Nope, it was just a good old-fashioned "moving violation." You know, the kind of thing that leaves you saying, "Wait, what did I do again?"—which is exactly what Tyreek Hill was still wondering **after** his 80-yard touchdown. 🏃💨 via GIPHY Let’s break it down: **Step 1: Moving Violation Madness** 🚦❓   Hill’s agent said it was a *simple* moving violation, but in true Tyreek fashion, things escalated faster than you can say "offensive pass interference." Police released footage of the inci...