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Fred Olen Ray: the name alone sends shivers down the spines of B-movie buffs and elicits confused stares from everyone else. He’s the mastermind behind some of the most gloriously campy, low-budget wonders ever to grace the small screen. If you’ve never experienced the joy of a Fred Olen Ray film, you’ve probably never had the pleasure of watching a space vampire fight a scantily clad alien princess while a rubber monster looms in the background. But fear not! We're counting down the top ten Fred Olen Ray films according to the internet, where opinions are always factual and indisputable. ### 10. **Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)** Let’s start with the film that asks the question: What if chainsaws were a legitimate career choice for Hollywood’s most enterprising sex workers? Spoiler alert: They are! Fred Olen Ray gives us this horror-comedy gem, where women armed with chainsaws (and an inexplicable lack of shame) take on a hapless private investigator. The movie’s title tells yo...

  Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn and a stiff drink because we're about to dive into the wonderfully weird world of David DeCoteau, a man who’s made more movies than you’ve had hot dinners—and most of them involve shirtless men and haunted houses. DeCoteau is the king of low-budget horror, the sultan of schlock, and the maestro of movies that make you wonder, “Why am I watching this, and why can’t I stop?” So, without further ado, here’s a countdown of the top ten David DeCoteau films according to the internet. And by "top," we mean the films that somehow managed to claw their way to the surface of the bottomless pit that is his filmography. **10. *Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama* (1988)**   Coming in at number ten, we have the masterpiece that is *Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama*, a title so long it could double as a college thesis. This film is the perfect blend of bad puns, worse acting, and an imp from hell that looks like he was ...