**"Toys" (1992): The Movie with a Great Soundtrack, a Bizarre Plot, and No Idea Who Its Audience Was 🎶🤯**
Alright, let’s talk about *Toys* (1992) — that strange fever dream of a movie that stars Robin Williams as a childlike toy maker battling his *military maniac* uncle in a neon-colored toyland. The soundtrack? A total *banger*, with music by the great Hans Zimmer and a song by Tori Amos. The plot? Well... *good luck trying to make sense of it.* Seriously, this movie is like if *Willy Wonka* and *Dr. Strangelove* had a very weird, pastel-painted baby. Who was this made for? Not kids, but also not really adults. And somehow, it didn’t quite work for anyone. 🎩🤖 The story is both super simple and totally incomprehensible: Robin Williams plays Leslie Zevo, a guy who lives in a massive toy factory full of singing dolls and rainbow-colored everything. When his father dies, his very military uncle (played by Michael Gambon) takes over and decides that, yeah, toys are cute, but what this place really needs is *war toys.* Yes, this movie tries to be a satire on the militarization of childhood—...
