Why My Blue Heaven Is the Witness Protection Comedy You Didn’t Know You Needed 🇺🇸😎🎬
You know what pairs perfectly with fireworks, grilled meat, and an unapologetic amount of potato salad? A Steve Martin-Rick Moranis comedy about a mobster in witness protection trying to salsa-dance his way into suburban mediocrity. 🕺💼 My Blue Heaven (1990) is one of those Fourth of July Weekend flicks Coconutdaddy threw on between reruns of Yankee Doodle Dandy and judging how many hot dogs Joey Chestnut inhaled. And honestly? It's exactly the kind of ridiculous brilliance we needed. Let’s break this down. You’ve got Steve Martin with the most outrageous accent this side of a Brooklyn meatball. He's Vincent "Vinnie" Antonelli, a flamboyant ex-mobster trying (and failing) to blend into suburbia. Picture Goodfellas meets Leave It to Beaver ... with pastel suits and supermarket bribery. Then there’s Rick Moranis, playing the straight-laced FBI agent who is clearly just one more Vinnie stunt away from pulling his hair out and changing his name to “Not It.” Toget...