Coconutdaddy Productions

If you spent your Fourth of July weekend watching 30 Minutes or Less , congrats — you, like Coconutdaddy, made the kind of bold cinematic decision that says, “Yes, I will spend 84 minutes watching Jesse Eisenberg panic-sprint through life with a bomb strapped to his chest.” 🏃💥📦 Released in 2011, this dark comedy-action-crime hybrid is like Die Hard —if Hans Gruber was replaced by a pair of half-functioning meatheads with a dream and a surplus of duct tape. Danny McBride plays a criminal mastermind (read: a guy with Wi-Fi and daddy issues), while Nick Swardson assists in pure chaos. Jesse Eisenberg is the unfortunate pizza guy caught in the middle, and Aziz Ansari is his BFF just trying to not die today. 🧨😂 The plot? McBride’s character wants to hire a hitman to off his dad so he can inherit the family fortune (because therapy was clearly too expensive). But to get the money to pay the hitman, he straps a bomb to a random pizza guy and forces him to rob a bank. As one does. 🍕🏦...