Coconutdaddy Productions

It was 1985, and Hollywood was cranking out action heroes like they were making them on an assembly line. Enter *Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins*, a movie with such confidence in its own awesomeness that it had the audacity to slap *"The Adventure Begins"* in the title. It's like they were already planning for sequels. Spoiler alert: those sequels never happened. And honestly? Coconutdaddy's pick of the week might explain why. **The Plot: Welcome to the Most Ridiculous Job Offer Ever** Our hero, Remo Williams (played by Fred Ward), is a New York cop who, after a staged “death” (involving a rather creative use of cement and the East River), is reborn as an elite assassin. But not just any assassin—he’s handpicked by a shadowy government organization to be trained in the ancient Korean martial art of *Sinanju*. Now, if you’re thinking, “How does a middle-aged, gruff cop from New York become a martial arts master in like, a week?”—well, you’re already putting more th...