Coconutdaddy Productions

Ah yes, Monday night—the sacred time when you contemplate your life choices, microwave something vaguely edible, and ask yourself, “What am I going to watch that’s creepy, dramatic, and absolutely unhinged?” Well, friend, cancel your plans to rewatch The Office for the 19th time because The Red House (1947) is calling your name like a ghost in the woods. 🧟‍♀️📞 Yes, that’s right. Edward G. Robinson (yes, that Edward G. Robinson—the gangster guy with the eternal scowl) stars as a reclusive farmer with a mysterious house hidden in the woods. And when I say mysterious, I mean “definitely harboring generational trauma and possible crimes” kind of mysterious. 🧑‍🌾🏚️ What starts off like a charming tale of teens working on a farm quickly turns into a psychological thriller that makes you side-eye every grandpa with a secret tool shed. There’s gaslighting, forbidden paths, a screaming woman in the woods, and more red flags than a toxic relationship's group chat. 🚩🚩🚩 The pacing? D...