Bruce Vilanch Spills the Sequined Tea ☕: Awards, Awkward Scripts & A Whole Lotta ’70s Blow 💄
Let’s talk about Bruce Vilanch — the man, the myth, the walking one-liner in rhinestone glasses. 🤓✨ If you’ve ever laughed during an awards show (and not just because someone tripped on the red carpet), odds are good Bruce Vilanch wrote that joke. But now, Hollywood’s glitter-drenched court jester is back… and this time, he brought receipts — and maybe a leftover Quaalude or two. 🫣📖 In his new book, Bruce goes full confessional, telling tales of punchlines, Primetime Emmys, and enough ‘70s drug use to make Studio 54 blush. Spoiler alert: if you thought a few Oscars monologues were a little too “out there,” turns out it wasn’t just your imagination — it was pharmaceutical-grade inspiration. 💊😵💫 Bruce owns his hits — Hollywood Squares , writing zingers for Bette Midler and Whoopi Goldberg, basically ghostwriting half of your favorite acceptance speeches — but he’s not afraid to call out the clunkers. Yes, he helped polish some real cinematic stinkers, and yes, he’s bla...