**Tom Brady Dishes Out the Obvious, Cowboys Still Struggle to Listen 😬🏈**
So there’s Tom Brady, sitting comfortably (probably on a couch made of championship rings) watching the Dallas Cowboys try to claw their way out of a 28-6 third-quarter disaster against the Baltimore Ravens. And what does the GOAT have to say about it? Oh, just the *most groundbreaking* analysis ever: “We want to start fast.” 😱 Wow, Tom. Really? Who knew starting with a lead was important?! 🤦♂️ #MindBlown #CaptainObvious But wait—Brady wasn’t done. He generously dropped more pearls of wisdom, explaining that if you get ahead early, you can actually, you know, *use* your playbook. Groundbreaking stuff here, people! He might as well have said, “Scoring points is good.” 🧠 #ThanksTom #DeepThoughts via GIPHY According to Brady, once you’re in a hole like the Cowboys were, your options shrink. Suddenly, it’s just boring runs or desperate dropback passes—all of which make the opposing defense’s job easier. You’d think Mike McCarthy might’ve caught onto this little strategy tip by no...
