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🚗💨 **Tesla's Delivery Drop: Oh No, Elon! 😱🚀**

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Well, well, well, folks. It looks like Tesla’s electric wheels hit a bit of a speed bump in Q3, and Wall Street is having a mini meltdown! 😬🔋 Let’s break it down, shall we?  **Total Deliveries Q3 2024: 462,890** **Total Production Q3 2024: 469,796** Now, I know what you're thinking—those are some hefty numbers! But analysts expected *just a little* more with estimates at 463,310 deliveries. I mean, they were only off by 420 cars! (No, Elon, not that kind of 420. 😏🚬) But apparently, missing by that much is enough to send Tesla stock down by a cool 3.7%. 💸📉 You see, in the wacky world of Wall Street, it's not enough for Tesla to produce nearly half a million vehicles—oh no! It’s all about those "deliveries," which, fun fact, Tesla never quite defines. 🤔 But let’s face it: if you can get close to selling 463,000 cars, that’s still a whole lot of people zipping past gas stations feeling all eco-superior. 🌿⚡ ### **Looking Back: Tesla’s Q3 2023** For comparison, thi...

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