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Okay, it’s officially time to mark your calendars, grab your snacks, and cancel your plans because the RedLetterMedia Christmas special is back, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed. That’s right, folks, the Best of the Worst Christmas Wheel of the Worst (2024) is here . And if you don’t know what that means… well, buckle up, because it’s about to get awkward, hilarious, and completely bizarre. 🎄🎉 For those of you living under a rock, Best of the Worst is the beloved RedLetterMedia series where the gang sits around, watches a bunch of weird, often tragic VHS tapes and movies, and then judges them with a mixture of disdain, laughter, and awkward silences. The Christmas edition of this spectacular trainwreck? Pure gold. And let me tell you, the Christmas Wheel of the Worst takes the chaos to next-level insanity . Who needs Hallmark movies when you’ve got these lunatics? Let’s break it down, shall we? Instead of just watching a couple of bad Christmas movies (which, let’s...

Listen up, horror fans, it’s time to give a standing ovation to the one and only Bruce Campbell —the man, the myth, the legend who is the very reason we still love Ash Williams and his chainsaw-wielding, zombie-slaying, wisecracking ways. Why? Because Bruce, being the absolute hero we never knew we needed, refused to compromise on Ash’s character in the iconic ( and let's be real, never actually made ) showdown of Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason . Here’s the thing: They wanted to ruin it. They really did. In the early 2000s, there was serious talk about pitting Ash (the one true king of horror) against Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. Sounds amazing, right? But here’s where it gets messy—Hollywood wanted to “tone down” Ash to fit in with the other two. You know, casual horror movie villain standards. Bruce Campbell wasn’t having it. Nope, not today, Satan. 💀 Campbell knew that if Ash was going to face off with two of the most iconic horror villains of all time, he wasn’t going ...

Oh, you thought those wild Black Friday fights over TVs and toys were a modern phenomenon? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because back in the ‘80s, moms were throwing fists over Cabbage Patch Kids — yes, those weird little doll faces that looked like they’d been through a blender. And no, this is not some urban legend. There’s actual video footage of it. 🙄 So here’s the scene: It’s 1983, and the Cabbage Patch Kids are flying off the shelves faster than your hopes and dreams after hitting a dead-end job. They’re the toy of the year, the Holy Grail, the thing that will make or break your reputation as a mother. Forget the love and care you give your kids, the real question was, “Did you get them a Cabbage Patch Kid for Christmas?” And of course, mothers —yes, mothers—were prepared to go to war to get their hands on one. Sure, it’s just a doll, but with its signature look of slightly weird, cherubic innocence and big floppy ears, it was a symbol of success. They weren’t just any ...

Ah, Elf . That feel-good holiday classic starring Will Ferrell as a man-child in tights, spreading Christmas cheer by screaming in public. But wait, is this beloved film actually kind of... creepy? Let’s break it down, shall we? 🧐✨ The Shower Scene That Makes You Go “Wait, What?” 🚿🎶 First, let’s talk about the infamous shower scene. Buddy the Elf innocently bursts into the women’s locker room to sing “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” with Jovie (Zooey Deschanel). Sure, it’s played for laughs, but given the ongoing debate over the actual lyrics of that song—yeah, not the best choice. Did the filmmakers sit down and say, “How can we make this problematic song even more awkward? I know—let’s add a department store shower!” Seriously, who showers at a Macy’s? Is this a thing we missed, or do we just have questions about New York’s water pressure? 🚿❄️ Santa’s Kidnapping Elves? Say What Now? 🎅🤷‍♂️ Let’s not forget Buddy’s origin story: Santa’s elves literally kidnapped a baby . That’s ...

 Ah, “Father Christmas” by The Kinks. Is it a cheeky bit of holiday rock fun, or is it a serious social commentary disguised as a festive tune? Leave it to the British to blur the line between throwing a party and pondering society’s failings—all while holding a pint. 🍺🎸 On the surface, The Kinks’ 1977 banger is a rollicking anthem where a department-store Santa gets mugged by kids demanding money instead of toys. Hilarious, right? 😂 Except, oh wait—it’s ALSO a critique of consumerism, class struggles, and the hollow materialism of the holidays. Because why not serve a side of existential dread with your eggnog? 🍷🎁 And that brings us to the Brits and Christmas. You’d think a country famous for pubs, dry humor, and The Great British Bake Off would keep things light during the holidays. But no, even atheists in the UK have Christmas specials. (Looking at you, Doctor Who and Black Mirror ). 📺❄️ These people can’t help but get philosophical about everything , even while sin...

Move over, Die Hard ! There’s a new action-packed Christmas flick on the block, and it’s First Blood . That’s right, the 1982 Stallone classic about a misunderstood Vietnam vet wreaking havoc on a small-town police department is now being wrapped in tinsel and declared festive. Why? Because the internet said so. 🎁✨ Let’s face it, if Die Hard can become a Christmas staple for featuring a few twinkling lights and a “Ho-Ho-Ho” moment, then First Blood absolutely deserves a spot on your holiday watchlist. Think about it: snow-covered forests, family tensions (Rambo vs. the entire town), and the ultimate gift of the season—explosions. 💥❄️ Rambo doesn’t just bring survival skills to the table. He brings a powerful message about kindness and understanding, which, if you think about it, is so Christmas. Sure, instead of peace and joy, he delivers booby traps and vengeance, but hey, nobody’s perfect. 🎄🔪 The internet is really onto something with this trend. Replace Santa’s sack wit...

Ah, Rambo III , the cinematic gem from 1988 where Sylvester Stallone’s John Rambo decided to channel his inner foreign policy advisor and head straight into Afghanistan. Remember the tagline? “The first was for himself. The second for his country. This time, it’s for his friend.” 🥲 Aww. Except now we watch it and think, “Hmm... that didn’t age so well.” Yes, folks, this is the movie where Rambo becomes besties with the Mujahideen. Back then, it was patriotic. Now? Let’s just say it’s complicated. But hey, we’re not here to cancel the movie; we’re here to appreciate it for what it is: an ‘80s action flick with peak Stallone energy, a shirtless bow-and-arrow montage (because why not?), and explosions that probably had Michael Bay taking notes. 💥🎯 And let’s talk Richard Crenna as Col. Sam Trautman, the real MVP. Crenna ruled TV movies in the ‘70s and ‘80s. Need a grizzled mentor with a knack for epic speeches? Call Crenna. He gives Trautman the gravitas to say things like, “What you ...

 Ah, American Ninja , the cinematic masterpiece where we learned that ninjitsu isn’t just for shadowy warriors in ancient Japan—it’s for Joe, the All-American guy next door who happens to stumble into ninja greatness. This cult classic didn’t just entertain us; it redefined our childhoods, one mail-order ninja outfit at a time. Let’s break it down: A Plot Thicker Than Ninja Smoke Joe Armstrong (played by Michael Dudikoff) is the silent, brooding dude who accidentally becomes a one-man army of ninja destruction. He’s got zero memory of his past but all the moves to defeat the bad guys in black pajamas. Because apparently, you don’t need character development when you have a katana. Add a military base, some kidnapped officers, a shady villain, and a love interest who probably regrets all her life choices, and voila—you’ve got American Ninja . It’s cheesy, it’s nonsensical, and it’s perfect. Ninjitsu: Now Available in Suburbia Thanks to this movie, every American kid in the ‘80...

 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because it’s time to dive into the magical, snark-filled world of Coconutdaddy’s top ten tracks. From hypnotic EDM beats to tongue-in-cheek ballads, this list is proof that Coconutdaddy isn’t just an artist—he’s a genre of his own. Ready for the countdown? Buckle up; this list is weirder than your aunt’s Jell-O salad at Thanksgiving. 10. Rave Cow 🐄🎵 Moo-ve over, basic EDM. This track gives us barnyard vibes with a side of strobe lights. Who knew cows and rave culture could merge into one gloriously absurd bop? #RaveCow #MooChic #FarmhouseBeats 9. Looking For Heart & Soul ❤️🎸 Is it a love ballad? Is it a soul-searching anthem? Who cares, it slaps. You’ll feel like you’re in an ’80s movie montage, searching for love while wearing leg warmers. #HeartAndSoul #RetroFeels #MontageMusic 8. Curves That Hypnotize 😵‍💫💃 Let’s just say this song could get you into trouble . The sultry beats and hypnotic lyrics feel like a midnight stroll down...

As we wrap up 2024, it’s time to reflect on the Coconutdaddy content that rocked our worlds, tickled our funny bones, and made us go, “Wait… what did I just watch?” Buckle up, folks, because this list is packed with tentacles, space tomatoes, bizarre family dynamics, and… Shannon Tweed? Let’s dive into the wildest highlights from Coconutdaddy’s channel this year! 🎬🍿 10. Watch Lost Tomato Found Aboard International Space Station After Eight Months 🍅🚀 Nothing says edge-of-your-seat excitement like a rogue tomato floating through space. The saga of this vegetable—wait, fruit—made us all root for the little guy. Who knew ISS food dramas were the real space opera? #SpaceSnacks, #TomatoSaga, #AstronautAntics 🚀🍅🤯 9. The Top Ten Tentacle Terrors: A Hilarious Countdown of Squid-tastic Cinema 🎥🦑 From killer squids to affectionate octopuses, Coconutdaddy hilariously broke down the squishiest and most terrifying tentacle monsters in film. Bonus points for The Beast from 20,000 Fa...