### The Top Ten Films About Necrophilia: A Countdown of Cinematic Cadaver Love 💀🎬
Welcome, twisted souls and curious minds, to the darkest, most disturbingly hilarious countdown you’ve stumbled upon! Today, we’re delving into the macabre world of necrophilia in film. Yes, that’s right—movies where the protagonists are just dying for a date. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) So grab your shovels and prepare to dig up some of the most bizarre, grotesque, and oddly fascinating flicks that the internet has to offer. Let’s kick this off with a grave sense of humor, shall we?
#### **10. The Living and the Dead (2006)**
We're starting off with a film that tiptoes around necrophilia like it’s afraid of catching a cold. **The Living and the Dead** is more about mental decay than body decay, but the creepy obsession with death? It’s definitely here. Think of it as necrophilia’s shy cousin who doesn't want to fully commit but still shows up at the family reunion.
#### **9. Lucker the Necrophagous (1986)**
Now we’re getting into the *meat* of things. (Okay, I’ll stop.) **Lucker the Necrophagous** is a film so low-budget, you can practically hear the director's piggy bank crying. This grimy Belgian flick features a serial killer who’s more interested in post-mortem relationships than in keeping his apartment clean. It’s like if your weird uncle made a horror movie in his basement, but with more corpses.
#### **8. Thanatomorphose (2012)**
Ever wondered what would happen if your body just decided to decompose while you were still alive? No? Well, **Thanatomorphose** is here to answer that question anyway. As our heroine starts to rot away, she goes from "weekend goth" to "full-on crypt keeper" in record time. If you’ve ever thought, “Hey, what if David Cronenberg directed an episode of *Hoarders*,” this one’s for you.
#### **7. Nekromantik 2 (1991)**
Because one **Nekromantik** film just wasn’t enough, here’s the sequel that proves romance isn’t dead—it’s just...recycled. This time, the tables are turned, and the leading lady is the one digging up love. It’s everything you loved about the first movie, but with even more decomposition. Who says chivalry is dead? Oh, right...this movie does.
#### **6. The Corpse of Anna Fritz (2015)**
When a famous actress dies, you’d think the worst thing to happen would be bad tabloid headlines. Not in **The Corpse of Anna Fritz**! Three guys decide to pay her one last visit, only to find out she’s not entirely ready to shuffle off this mortal coil. It’s like *Weekend at Bernie’s*, but with way less dancing and way more trauma.
#### **5. Deadgirl (2008)**
Here’s a movie that takes "teen angst" and throws in a side of necrophilia, because why not? Two high school boys find a not-quite-dead girl in an abandoned asylum, and instead of calling 911 like normal people, they decide she’s their new plaything. **Deadgirl** is the love child of *The Breakfast Club* and a really bad decision.
#### **4. Aftermath (1994)**
If you’ve ever wondered what morticians do when no one’s watching, let **Aftermath** answer that for you—in the most graphic, uncomfortable way possible. This short film is only 30 minutes long, but it’s packed with more nightmare fuel than a *Saw* marathon. Watching this might just make you want to be cremated, like, yesterday.
#### **3. Kissed (1996)**
Finally, a necrophilia movie that tries to be... sweet? **Kissed** tells the story of a young woman who’s just trying to find love in all the wrong places—like funeral homes. It’s the most romantic movie on this list, which is like being the least awful dental procedure. At least you can say, "Well, that was *kind of* cute," between all the nervous laughter.
#### **2. Love Me Deadly (1972)**
Swinging back to the groovy ’70s, we’ve got **Love Me Deadly**, where a young woman crashes a necrophile cult like it’s the latest hip club. Think of it as *Eyes Wide Shut*, but with way more embalming fluid. This film blends horror, drama, and an unhealthy obsession with mortuaries—because apparently, that’s a thing people are into.
#### **1. Nekromantik (1987)**
And the number one spot goes to...**Nekromantik**! The granddaddy of all necrophilia films, the one that started it all (and probably should have ended it too). This German cult classic is the pinnacle of what happens when someone takes "till death do us part" a little too seriously. With its DIY effects and disturbingly dedicated fanbase, **Nekromantik** is the ultimate love letter to necrophiles everywhere—though you might want to send it straight to the shredder.
### Final Thoughts
There you have it—our countdown of the top ten necrophilia films, delivered with just the right amount of dark humor to keep you from crying yourself to sleep. Whether you’re morbidly curious or just here for the laughs, these movies will definitely leave an impression. And hey, at least you didn’t have to watch them...yet. 😉🕸
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