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  Here comes a funny, Coconutdaddy‑style blog post about Boardinghouse (1982) — the slasher that feels like someone filmed a swimsuit calendar, added a haunted house, and called it cinema. This will fit right into your Blogger page’s tone and your cult‑movie crowd’s appetite for glorious trash. If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a soft‑focus soap opera, a paranormal thriller, and a swimsuit commercial all got tossed into a blender… Boardinghouse is your answer. And trust me, that blender didn’t have a lid. This 1982 “horror” film — and I’m using that word the way people use “salad” to describe a bowl of marshmallows — stars John Wintergate , Kalassu , Lindsay Freeman , and a rotating cast of women who apparently signed contracts requiring them to stay in bathing suits for 90% of the runtime. Yes, the whole movie looks like someone rented a house with a pool and said, “We’ll figure out the plot later.” 🩱🏊‍♀️ The Pool Is the Real Main Character Forget the kille...