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Ladies and gentlemen, strap in. The NFL preseason is upon us — that magical time of year when fans convince themselves that the fourth‑string quarterback is “actually HIM,” coaches pretend they’re not panicking, and every rookie looks like a future Hall of Famer until Week 1 proves otherwise. 📅 The First Taste: Hall of Fame Game — Aug. 6, 8 p.m. ET Carolina Panthers vs. Arizona Cardinals. NBC. Peacock. Canton, Ohio. A game so gloriously meaningless… yet so spiritually important. It’s the NFL equivalent of smelling the food before dinner. It doesn’t count, but ohhhh it counts in your heart. 🏟️ Panthers & Cardinals: The Four‑Game Preseason Survivors Because they’re playing in Canton, both teams get four preseason games instead of three. Translation: They get one extra chance to injure someone important. Coaches will say things like: “We’re evaluating depth.” Fans will say things like: “Why is our starter still on the field in the second quarter? TAKE HIM OUT.” 😂 Coconutdaddy’s Co...