If Trump Wants to Ditch Income Tax, Let’s Do This Thing. Flat Tax for the Win. 🤑💸
Alright, let’s talk taxes—everyone’s favorite topic, right? If Trump is actually serious about abolishing income tax, I say we lean all the way in and go back to a flat tax system. Why? Because the current setup is a headache-inducing, paperwork-filled nightmare that makes us testify against ourselves every single year.
Here’s Why the Flat Tax is the Move
Think about it: local taxes don’t make you file a novel every April. They just quietly take what they need, and life moves on. So why does the federal government need me to whip out spreadsheets, receipts, and my will to live just to figure out how much I owe? And don’t even start with “but people don’t pay their fair share!” Guess what? Filing every year is the reason some people get away with loopholes, deductions, and general nonsense.
And let’s not forget the constitutional argument here. Filing taxes? Oh, honey, that’s basically you testifying against yourself. Wave goodbye to the Fourth and Fifth Amendments while Uncle Sam’s staring at your bank statements.
The Church Figured It Out—Why Can’t the Government?
Churches have been running a 10% tithe system forever. Nobody’s filing paperwork with God, asking for deductions because they “had a rough year.” You earn? You pay. Done. Imagine if the federal government worked like that. No forms, no audits, no late-night panic over whether you entered the right numbers into TurboTax.
Let’s Talk Real-World Scenarios
- Winnings? You hit the jackpot? Fine. Take your flat tax, and let me enjoy the rest without endless forms.
- eBay Sales? If I sell something online, let the platform take the percentage for new items. If it’s used? Taxes were already paid when it was new. Stop double-dipping, government.
- Used Goods? Cars, homes, furniture—stop taxing us on things that have already been taxed. Enough is enough.
- Inheritance Tax? Look, I earned it. I paid taxes on it. Now I’m dead. Leave my family alone. The government doesn’t need to swoop in like a vulture.
Set a Percentage and Be Done With It
Here’s the deal: pick a percentage, take it out, and move along. Whether it’s 10%, 15%, or whatever number doesn’t make me cry at night, just make it simple. If you earned it, you pay your share. No loopholes, no forms, no drama.
Imagine how much happier we’d all be without having to deal with the IRS breathing down our necks every spring. Oh, and let’s not even start on how much money we’d save without all these tax-prep companies and accountants profiting off this broken system.
Final Thoughts: Just Do It Already
So, if Trump’s out here talking about scrapping income tax, let’s take it seriously. A flat tax system might not solve all our problems, but it’s definitely a step up from the nonsense we’ve been putting up with. Let’s simplify the mess, save ourselves the stress, and finally tell the government to take their cut and leave us alone.
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