Coconutdaddy Productions

  Here’s my theory — and Coconutdaddy stands by it: Touch of Death is secretly a comedy about middle‑aged dating. Not a crisis. Not a tragedy. A meltdown. Our main character isn’t suave. He isn’t charming. He isn’t even good at being evil. He lures in women who aren’t exactly the prettiest, not because he’s picky, but because he’s desperate. He needs money. He needs luck. He needs a win. And every date becomes a disaster — awkward flirting, slapstick mishaps, weird conversations, and then… murder. It’s like Fulci watched a bunch of American sitcoms and said, “What if the laugh track was replaced with screaming?” 🤡 Horror‑Comedy, Italian Style The tone is bizarre in the best way: Awkward dating scenes Slapstick violence Gambling panic Fulci’s dry, almost cynical humor Moments that feel like a parody of giallo tropes It’s not scary. It’s not sexy. It’s not stylish. It’s weird , messy , and funny — like someone dared Fulci to make a horror movie about the worst Tinder dates imagina...