Save the Date: Starlight Monster Movie Madness Presents White Zombie! 🧟‍♂️✨

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Mark your calendars, horror buffs, goth romantics, and Bela Lugosi stans—Saturday night, December 21st, 2024, at 11:00 PM Central, is the night. Starlight Monster Movie Madness is gracing us with the original voodoo-zombie classic White Zombie (1932). Yes, the OG flick that walked so every other zombie movie could stumble around moaning “braaaains.” 🧠✨

Starring the ever-charismatic Bela Lugosi as Murder Legendre (yes, his actual name—why don’t villains get names this cool anymore?), this movie has everything: sinister voodoo magic, hypnotized brides, and enough vintage spooky vibes to make your black-and-white dreams come true. Oh, and let’s not forget those piercing Lugosi eyes that say, “I’m up to something sketchy, but you can’t resist watching me do it.” 👀💀

Why Should You Tune In?

  1. Because You’re Cool—Let’s face it, anyone who watches White Zombie is instantly 10 times more cultured. You can casually drop, “Oh, you haven’t seen White Zombie?” at parties and feel superior. 🧟‍♀️🍷
  2. Holiday Mood Shift—Had enough of the saccharine holiday rom-coms? Same. White Zombie is the perfect antidote to all that mistletoe fluff. 🎄➡️💀
  3. Bela Lugosi—If Lugosi isn’t reason enough, we can’t be friends. Period. 🕶✨
  4. Starlight Monster Movie Madness Vibes—Hosted by your fave spooky queen Ava, this isn’t just a movie night—it’s an event. 🎬👑

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So grab your popcorn, your black candles, and maybe a friend to clutch when the chills hit—because White Zombie is coming for you. Let’s make it the gothiest pre-Christmas tradition EVER. 👻🎄

#WhiteZombieMovie, #BelaLugosiVibes, #MonsterMovieMadness, #GothHolidayTradition, #ZombieOG, #VintageHorror, #SpookySaturday, #CultClassicCinema, #VoodooHorror, #AvaKnowsBest 💀🎬✨

 

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