Dear Mr. Debt Collector—Leave Me ALONE! 💸📞

Ah yes, that sweet, sweet moment when your phone rings, and it’s not your grandma, not your long-lost bestie, but the ever-persistent, joy-draining, money-thirsty DEBT COLLECTOR. 🎭 Well, Coconutdaddy has taken that universal pain and turned it into a catchy anthem of financial despair with Dear Mr. Debt Collector. 🎶

This song isn’t just a bop—it’s a public service announcement for anyone who’s ever dodged a call, crafted an excuse, or flat-out ghosted that “urgent” voicemail. Let’s be real—if we had the money, we’d have paid already! But nooo, they gotta call five times before breakfast. 🙄

🔥 Why you NEED to listen:

• The lyrics? So real it hurts—like checking your bank balance and seeing that Netflix overdrafted you.
• The melody? So smooth you’ll almost forget you owe money (until the next call, of course).
• The vibes? Equal parts frustration and comedy, because what else can you do but laugh when you’re paying interest on that one pizza you bought in 2017? 🍕💀
  

So go ahead, blast Dear Mr. Debt Collector on full volume—maybe, just maybe, it’ll scare them off for a day. (Doubtful, but hey, we can dream.) 😭

🎧 Listen now and file for emotional bankruptcy!

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