🌀⚔️ Why KRULL Is the Most 80s Sci-Fi Fantasy Fever Dream You’re Not Watching (But Absolutely Should Be) ⚔️🌀

Alright, buckle up, nerds and nostalgic misfits, because we’re talking about KRULL—that gloriously weird lovechild of Star Wars, Excalibur, and someone’s Dungeons & Dragons fanfic that got way out of hand. 🍿✨

Let’s start with the obvious: THE GLAIVE. No, not a glaive like a real medieval weapon—this is a boomerang buzzsaw of death forged in a volcano and clearly designed by someone who took one look at a ninja star and said, “Let’s make it stupider and shinier.” 🌟🪓

Now, the plot? Oh, you sweet summer child. It's a prince, a kidnapped princess, a shape-shifting Cyclops, a blind seer, some bandits, and a space fortress that teleports every sunrise. Also: space horses that run so fast they catch on FIRE. 🔥🐎🔥

How this movie isn't s

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hown in schools as part of the national curriculum is beyond me. It's like they took every single 80s fantasy trope, stirred them in a cauldron, added a synth soundtrack, and said, “Yeah, this is cinema.”

And don’t even act like you’re too cool for Krull. You sat through six seasons of Riverdale. You can handle a flaming space horse and some good ol’ fantasy melodrama.

So pop the popcorn, summon your inner dungeon master, and get ready to yell, “USE THE GLAIVE!” at your screen like your life depends on it. 🗣️💫

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