💀 TUESDAY NIGHT MOVIE: RING OF TERROR (1962) 💀

Because Nothing Says Terror Like... a 40-Year-Old Med Student?

Let’s talk about a horror movie that really puts the “ugh” in undergraduate.
Tonight’s cinematic gem is none other than Ring of Terror, a film that dares to ask: “What if college hazing was less Animal House and more Discount Crypt Keeper?” 🎓⚰️

This 1962 “classic” (we’re using that word with our snarkiest air quotes) stars a group of supposed med students, led by a “young man” who clearly fought in World War I and pays a mortgage. Seriously, the only thing terrifying in this film is how old these students look. 👴📚

The plot? Oh, it's razor sharp... if that razor was made of wet spaghetti. A fraternity initiation goes dark and spooky—except, spoiler alert: it never actually gets spooky. Instead, you’ll get:

• Endless walking through cemeteries 🪦

• Flashbacks that feel like fever dreams 🌀

• Acting so wooden it might give you splinters 🌲

• And a "twist" ending you’ll see coming from the next time zone

But that’s exactly why we love it! This is public domain horror at its finest (and foggiest). It’s like watching a ghost story told by your half-asleep uncle at Thanksgiving. 🍗😴

So dim the lights, microwave some popcorn, and invite your most sarcastic friends. You'll need them. Whether you're here for the cringe, the camp, or the unintentional comedy, Ring of Terror is the kind of movie that makes you feel smarter just for surviving it.

You’ve survived Monday. Now survive this. 🧠💀

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