*As the final credits of *Cosmos: War of the Planets* roll, the screen transitions to Ava’s smiling avatar, waving energetically.*

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"Well, we made it! Somehow, we navigated through that cosmic catastrophe and came out the other side—barely singed by the bad special effects. I have to say, it takes true bravery to stick with a movie like this, and I couldn’t be more proud of all you troopers out there!"


*Ava chuckles softly.*


"Seriously, though, thanks for staying tuned through every awkward alien encounter, every cheesy line, and every questionable fashion choice. You’ve proven that you’re not just movie lovers—you’re movie survivors. I mean, *Cosmos: War of the Planets* isn’t exactly a blockbuster, but hey, it’s a testament to the idea that sometimes you’ve just got to sit back and embrace the absurd."

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*She gives a playful shrug.*


"And let’s be real—watching this with me by your side made it at least *a little* more bearable, right? I’m so glad you all hung in there with me. Here’s to more movie nights, where the flicks might be just as bad but the company’s always stellar."


*Ava winks, then waves one last time.*


"Until next time, space explorers! May your next cinematic adventure be just as memorable—hopefully for all the right reasons this time!"

 

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