🥚 Waffle House Adds Egg Tax – But At Least the Fights Are Still Free! 🍳🥊

Ladies and gentlemen, grab your wallets and say goodbye to the 50-cent you were saving for the jukebox—because Waffle House is now charging extra for eggs. 😱 That’s right, thanks to bird flu and inflation tag-teaming the poultry industry, the price of eggs is skyrocketing, and our beloved 24-hour chaos café has had to adjust. The good news? If you throw hands at 3 AM over a burnt hash brown, you won’t be charged extra for that. 🙃

🐔 The Egg Crisis is Real, Y’all

Waffle House isn’t just known for its legendary scattered, smothered, and covered goodness—it’s also the unofficial battleground of late-night America. But now, the only thing scrambling harder than their eggs is your wallet. The chain has slapped a 50-cent surcharge per order because egg prices are out here acting like gas prices in 2022.

Their official statement basically says:
"Hey folks, bird flu has made eggs rarer than a peaceful Saturday night shift, so we gotta make some changes. Sorry, not sorry."

🥚 What Does This Mean for You?

• Your All-Star Breakfast just got a little pricier, so maybe reconsider that double order of bacon (nah, who are we kidding? You’re getting the bacon). 🥓
• Egg shortages might mean some shady diner deals in back alleys. Psst, hey man… you looking for some Grade A large? 🕶️
• Waffle House fights will NOT require an additional “anger tax,” meaning you can still throw down over cold grits for free. 🎉

💡 Solutions to the Great Egg Crisis?

1️⃣ Bring your own eggs and try to negotiate with the cook (not recommended unless you have ninja reflexes).
2️⃣ Order waffles instead—they haven’t upcharged those yet! 🧇
3️⃣ Accept that eggs are the new Bitcoin and start investing accordingly. 📈
4️⃣ Just embrace the chaos of Waffle House like we always have. 💛

So, next time you pull up at 2 AM, prepare for a little extra on your bill, but the same ol’ Waffle House experience—delicious food, questionable decisions, and at least one viral fight video before sunrise. 🌅

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