Thursday Night Movie: Rogues’ Tavern (1936) – Where Murder, Mystery, and a Very Unhelpful Dog Await You 🐾🔪
So what’s this black-and-white fever dream about?
Well, Rogues’ Tavern starts with a couple checking into a spooky inn with wedding plans on the brain—but plot twist! Instead of vows, they get bodies. Dead ones. Lots of them. Oh, and there’s a mystery dog that randomly mauls people to death. Maybe. No one’s sure. Least of all the dog. 🐶💀
What makes this a must-watch?
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#cat #dnd
🔍 Murder mystery with zero logic but maximum charm
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💬 Dialogue so fast and sassy, it’s basically the Gilmore Girls with a body count
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🕵️♂️ A detective who’s definitely not qualified but deeply committed
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👻 Lighting and shadows working overtime to pretend there's a budget
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🐾 That dog. We don't know what its deal is, but we respect the chaos
It’s And Then There Were None meets Scooby-Doo, but if Fred forgot the flashlight, Daphne’s got a switchblade, and Velma just doesn’t care anymore. If you’re looking for a logical plot—this ain’t it. But if you want old-school camp, suspicious mustaches, and a murder weapon list that includes “possibly canine?”—you’re in the right Tavern. 🍸
So fluff that blanket, lower your standards (just a smidge), and get ready to shout “WHO DID IT?!” to your screen like it’s 1936 and the popcorn was still made on a stove.
🕰️ Thursday Night, 9PM Central with Coconutdaddy
🚪 Just don't answer the door. Or the howling. Definitely ignore the howling.
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