Wednesday Night Movie: I Eat Your Skin (1970/71) – Because Apparently That’s a Thing Now 🧟♂️🍽️
Let’s set the record straight: no actual skin is eaten in this film. Yup. That’s the first twist—and it happens before you even hit play. 🎬😆 This movie was originally titled Zombie Bloodbath, but someone decided that wasn't gross enough, so we got the ultimate bait-and-switch title. Classic exploitation cinema move. 👏
🧟♂️ So What’s It About?
A James Bond-lite novelist goes to a mysterious island to research voodoo... because why not? And surprise! The locals are raising zombies from the grave, there’s a secret cult, suspicious doctors, and absolutely no skincare routine in sight. It's got everything—except actual skin eating.
📣 Why You NEED to Watch:
🔪 Zombies that look like mashed potatoes with ping pong ball eyes
🧪 Science that makes zero sense and asks even fewer questions
👩🎤 Acting so wooden you’ll think the whole cast is part of the island flora
📺 A soundtrack that clearly wandered in from another film entirely
💀 And let’s not forget—this movie sat on the shelf for years before someone said, “Hey, this is terrible. Let’s sell it.” Bless that brave soul. 🙏
So if you're a fan of so-bad-it's-glorious horror, if your taste in film is as questionable as the science in this script, and if you love movies where nothing makes sense but everything is amazing, this is your night.
🧟♀️ Come get weird with Coconutdaddy.
📆 Wednesday Night at 9PM Central
🍿 BYOB – Bring Your Own Brains
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